March 30, 2009 Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie

Christopher: So this is what Nicole Richie was trying to rock last week when she, and dozens of other Hollywood starlets, hit up the Decadestwo charity benefit to buy some of Rachel Zoe’s costume jewellery for charity. Steph, I want to like this whacked-out ensemble…but sadly the pleated black mini, sleeveless top and printed scarf are just not doing it for me. Maybe Nicole should have asked for some wardrobe advice from Rachel, who used to be her stylist. Everybody chant “bring back the boho chic we are so used to seeing on Nicole!”

His Verdict: Style Loser

Steph: Alas, where is the little boho princess I love to praise? In this get-up it looks like Nicole is auditioning to work for a traveling circus. I especially abhor the mess posing as a scarf that’s wrapped around her thin neck.

Her Verdict: Style Loser

(credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/WireImage)

看到这张照片，我很想大喊“Nicole.....你怎么了?”

我爱蓬蓬裙，也爱白衬衫。但是你怎么配了一条那么distracting 的领巾，颜色那么老气，又那么蓬。还有你的hair extensions，下面那一截真的很假很稀疏。一堆乱七八糟缠绕在你的脖子周围。知道你的脸小，但是也不能这样子搞吧。

劝你把领巾拿掉，头发扎起来，再戴上现在流行的half gloves。应该会给人完全不同的感觉

My Verdict: Style Loser

亏我还拿了你的这张照片去剪头发，还等连卡夫特价大出血的买了你钟爱的Lavin平底鞋。

你你你，实在令我太失望了。